My CV

My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I got canned,.....couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the chop.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.....mainly because it was a pretty so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but it was too exhausting.
I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life - but I just didn't have the thyme.
My best job was being a musician, but I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I just didn't have enough patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.
I went out on the trawlers, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realised there was no future in it.
My last job was working in a coffee shop, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
So I retired and find I do the job to perfection.